Ah got flashed! Flashed!
I was driving the other day in my utility
Taking my daughter to university
She was running late
So we were in a bit of a state
We got to the lights
An I was going to turn right
When she said, no mummy no! Go straight! Go straight!
I have to be there no later than eight!
And Ah got flashed! Flashed!
Oh my! Ah got flashed!
I was driving the other day at a steady pace
I had to drop my son at his workplace
The petrol tank was low
So I was going rather slow
But traffic got heavy an Ah began to worry
And so in the end, we had to hurry
Ah looked left and right, but Ah failed to look up
The traffic light had changed from go to stop
And Ah got flashed! Flashed!
Oh my! Ah got flashed!
The speeding notice said it was 7:30 in the morning
But that day I could swear I was still in bed snoring
I stared at the photo, it looked like someone I knew
But he said flatly, 'no! It wasn't me! NO!"
So I coped three points and I coped a fine
For something I was sure wasn't mine!
Oooo! Someone got flashed! Flashed!
Oh my! Someone got flashed!
My husband has coped points and now Ah coped them too
Between the two of us we're in deep doodoo!
He's coped points and now Ah coped them too
Between the two of us we're in deep doodoo!
You got points and Ah got them too
Between the two of use, we're in deep doodoo!
- Ibironke Lardner, 23 September 2015
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