He say he going to do bodybuilding . . .
He say he going to do bodybuilding
Well, he now as big as a house! I ain't kidding!
His appetite is simply frightening
Almost no point in doing any cooking!
He say, "M-u-u-m! Is food ready yet?!
Ah say, Geezes! Will there be anything left?
Ten minute later ah say, maybe we're in luck
But, oh my God! What the fuck!
Ah say, What! Is that all we got!
Is as good as nothing left in the pot!
Ah say, William! William! William!
Ah say, William!
- Ibironke Lardner, 1 July 2014
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